What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Gus's mom

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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