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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Obama = ebola

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's my tractor.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How old is victor? Half past dead