- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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