- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why do fat people commit suicide

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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