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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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