Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Tunechi

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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