- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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