- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

an emo girl walked into a white room

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

My jeans

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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