- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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