- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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