- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What did Reed read? A. Read?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Who is John Galt?

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Chris is hairy

You're a big fat monkey.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

William wright is Gay

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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