- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Horse.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

womens rights

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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