People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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