What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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