- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Steve Jobs is alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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