Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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