What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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