why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Golf.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

I'm so punny.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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