- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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