Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Dwarf Shortage

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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