- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

knock knock... ...no answer

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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