Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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