- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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