Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A hill billy went fishing

Whats green? The color green.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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