What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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