- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

My cat just died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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