- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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