Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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your no better than a cockroach

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

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