- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Hello.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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