- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Don't believe in Atheists.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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