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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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PENIS that is all

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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