Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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