How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A guy walks into a bar

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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