- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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