What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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