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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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