- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

no really what are ur names?

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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