Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Massie is a fatass

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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