- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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