- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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