Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Men's rights

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

. . I am a whale

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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