- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Gay rights.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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