Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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