- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Women.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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