- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

This isn't funny.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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