Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

whos on the right track? lady gaga

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Can anyone Lenin money?

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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