- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

You and your parents are going to die today

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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