NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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men's rights activists

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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