- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

can you pass the soap?

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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