Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

were at work systems r down

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Obama

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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