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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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