Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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