A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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