A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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