- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

A chicken walked into the bar...

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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