- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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