What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Beka has AIDS

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

So a horse walks into a barn.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

He--Hey guys

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...