What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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