- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

salad days!

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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