- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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