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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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