Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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