- Anti Joke

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick