- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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