- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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