How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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