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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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