- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

what's white and sticky semen

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Burp

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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