- Anti Joke

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What is white and black and red all over.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Refridgerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...