David Cameron

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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