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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

I had a submarine.... once

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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