What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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