- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

sky silverstein

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

what is 3+3= 8

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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