- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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