- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Wait! hundred billions!

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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