Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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