- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why are balck people black because they are

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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