joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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V I T A M I N C !

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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9/11

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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