why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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