What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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