A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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