- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

This is an anti-joke.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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