Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

This is an anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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