Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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