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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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