- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

i dont fisish anythi

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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