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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why do fat people commit suicide

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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