- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

hers a joke... japanese people

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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