- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

why was kade sad? he shit himself

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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