What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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