- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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