What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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