Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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