Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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