- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Knock, knock. Come in.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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