Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

This isn't funny.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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