Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Anti Joke

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