A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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A black man walks out of a police station

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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