What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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