- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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