- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What's big and purple? Barney

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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