- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

HELLO EVERYONE

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

So a bar walks into a man...

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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