Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

So a bar walks into a man...

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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