- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

I am a mime

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A sober Irish individual.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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