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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What comes after 69? 70

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

David Cameron

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

cory

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

snowglobe

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