How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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