Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Black people stink of shite!

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Women's Rights

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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