Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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David Cameron

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What comes after 69? 70

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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