Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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