what came first the chicken or the chips

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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