How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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