- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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