What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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swag

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Anti Joke

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