What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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