- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??