- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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