- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

womens rights.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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