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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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