- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Neil is a reterd.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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