- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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