- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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