- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

One, two, three, four and five

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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