- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

knock knock i have diarrhea

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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