Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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