- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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