- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What is the difference?

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Women's Rights..

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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