- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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