- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

womens rights

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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