A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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