- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.