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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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