- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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