- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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