Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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