- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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