- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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