Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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