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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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