Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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