What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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