- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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