- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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