What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Your Mom The End.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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